So you want to pimp your shit, eh? I can help you with that.

There are a few ways to pimp your shit here on this site. Before we get to them some of that legal stuff you see everywhere else. Don’t worry, I am going to keep it simple.

1. I have any and all right to refuse any advertisement for any product, service, site or other thing for sale or not for sale. It is all at my discretion, no one else’s.
2. Anything that goes to illegal acts such as but not limited to: child porn, infringement of copyrights (file sharing), murder for hire, prostitution, and animal abuse will be refused and the proper authorities will be notified you sick bastard.
3. Any advertisements that go to scams, install malware/spyware/virus, are of a pyramid scheme variety, or reload to different sites will be pulled immediately if they somehow get put up. Guess what? I check all shit that goes on here. It isn’t getting through, and if it does someone will let me know.
4. There are no refunds for unused portions if you cancel. You buy one month and cancel 15 days in? Tough titty. Your ad will continue to run for any time alloted, but you are not getting any money back for canceling. That be the breaks.
5. Wanna sue me for #4? Fine, but you have to do it in my jurisdiction, not yours. You agree to this by buying advertising here. Enjoy paying $700 for those plane tickets to get $200 back.
6. I do not guarantee click-through or conversion.

Worried about #4 and #5? Don’t be. Those are for the assholes out there. We all know at least one of those assholes, don’t we? The one person who is always trying to get something for nothing? Working an angle, trying to use wording against an honest guy so that the asshole can screw the honest guy and his customers over? Yeah, we all know one of those assholes. Fuck those assholes.

Now that you have gone through that limited list you can figure out what you want to spend your hard earned dollars on. I am going to keep this very simple for the time being.

Placement

There are currently three places to buy advertising; the top, the “Interesting Destinations”, and the sidebar.

The top area is above everything else except the logo and top menu, top center of the text. The size is 728×90. This is the most prominently displayed ad space on the site. It is always shown no matter where on the site a person goes.

The “Interesting Destinations” section is on the left sidebar. This area generally contains links to sites I enjoy and visit, but it doesn’t mean I can’t and won’t sell ad space for them. These images top out at 150×70 and must be your site logo.

The “sidebar” is different then the “Interesting Destinations” sidebar section in that you get two for the price of one. Your one ad will be shown on both the left and right sidebars of this site, and will border the content section. These ads are 120×600.

All payment is made through Amazon Payments which means you can use your AmazonID to pay with credit card, bank account, or other means allowed by Amazon.

Placement At The Top

If you want your ad shown at the “top”, here are your pricing options.

One Month – $30

Six Month Reoccurring Monthly Payments – $30 monthly

One Year Reoccurring Monthly Payments – $30 monthly

Placement in “Interesting Destinations” Sidebar

If you want a prominent link in the “Interesting Destinations” sidebar, I have options. Please make sure to contact me beforehand to make sure there is room, as only a certain amount of links will be allowed in that area.

One Month – $45

Six Month Reoccurring Payments – $45 monthly

One Year Reoccurring Payments – $45 monthly

Sidebar Placement

This is the “two-for-one” deal. You get your skyscraper ad placed on both sides of the content area. This does not mean your ad will be placed on both sides at the same time, as it is a random roll of the dice. Again, your options:

One Month – $20

Six Month Reoccurring Payments – $20 monthly

One Year Reoccurring Payments – $20 monthly

There you have it, your options for pimping your shit on this site. Any questions feel free to raise your hand until the teacher calls on you, unless it is urgent then you go ahead and contact me directly. How? There should be a contact link waaaaaaaaay up there on this page, in the menu.