This site is about Me then, isn’t it? It started out as a project to help Me clean up Me’s iTunes library, and someday Me may come back to that, but it has moved farther into the realm of Me. What is Me? Me is a person. A human being, complete with a set of lungs, a brain, genitals, and sometimes a heart. Me also has a mouth, one that usually doesn’t shut up. Me tends to let people know exactly what Me thinks when Me thinks it and really doesn’t care if anyone likes it. Me thinks before Me speaks, then Me speaks Me’s thoughts.
Me as seen by Me's wife.
Me is grating. Me takes some getting used to. When a person first meets Me and has a conversation, they think Me is a dick. Me is not a dick; Me is an asshole. There is a marked difference between being a dick and an asshole. A dick says shit to hurt someone, to belittle them. An asshole says shit because that is what the asshole thinks, the asshole just doesn’t butter it up and make it pretty for the politically correct people in the world who get their feelings hurt too easily. Me is an asshole, pure and simple. Me is the first to state this and the first to agree with it when someone calls Me an asshole.
Me enjoys music and movies to an almost autistic extent. Me also enjoys words too much. Me writes a lot. Me uses words that aren’t in the dictionary but should be. Me used to read the dictionary for fun. Me is currently finishing up a novel Me has been working on for over a decade. Me has already written on this site about why it has taken a decade. Me suggests looking it up.
Me believes personal responsibility died the moment a woman spilled hot coffee on herself and won millions of dollars in a lawsuit. Me believes that jury duty is a small price to pay for being a citizen in the United States and no one should work their way out of it. Me believes that humans are the most evil animal on the face of the planet.
Me is not a hippie nor an activist. Me will stop to help an old lady get across the street. Me will step up and stop a man who is beating a woman. Me thinks that the innocence of a child should last as long as possible.
Me hates Twilight as it is poorly written trash. Me would hate to see what was rejected so that Twilight could be published. Me applauds Twilight in the respect that it has gotten a lot more people to read, yet Me hopes those people move on to more intellectual pursuits soon.
Me has long hair and has only cut it two times in the past decade plus. Me hates that Me had to do so. Me loves cooking almost as much as Me loves to eat what Me has cooked. Me has the love handles to prove it.
Me knows every word in the movies The Rocky Horror Picture Show and The Ten Commandments, for two totally different reasons. Me has issues with organized religion and the sheep in their flocks. Me thinks abortion is a good thing as long as it isn’t used a birth control. Me thinks birth control is one of the best inventions in human history. Me thinks more people should use birth control more often. Me hates other people’s children. Me wants you to percolate on that last statement a bit longer before writing Me an angry letter.
Me has done many things. Me has been a computer geek, web designer, video production, and graphic designer. Me only enjoyed one of those. Me has decided to finally become what Me has always wanted; Me is becoming a writer.
Who is Me? Me is me. Me is complex yet simple to figure out. Me can survive with only nicotine, caffeine, and sex for long periods of time. Me would love it if Me could survive longer with that Trinity of Sins. Me has insomnia. Me has turned that insomnia into a tool.
Are You Me? No, only Me is Me. If You were Me You would not be You. You are who You are, Me is who Me is. You be You and Me will be Me. Me is who I am. Me is Spider.
