If, for some reason, you wish to contact me about various matters then you can use the form below.

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Please note that all information sent through this form becomes the sole property of myself. By sending information through this form you relinquish any and all rights to the information sent. You get to keep your name and email address, but you give me the right to use those as I see fit. I can use the information sent to me in any way I see fit including but not limited to; advertising, mocking, public discourse, public disclosure, asking for tits, telling you to get the fuck out, and many other embarrassing and unneeded ways of humiliation.

I will not, however, sell your information to a third-party. I will not sell your name or email address to an advertiser, mailing list, or any of those other soulless assholes found around the net. If, by some odd happenstance, you decide to send me something noting illegal activity then yeah, I am giving your information out. I am giving it to the public at large as well as to any authorities such as your local Police Department, the FBI, or Homeland Security depending upon the nature of the illegal activity.

In summary: tits good, crime bad.