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Interesting Destinations
Fark.com- NASA's Google Map shows where tomorrow night's annular eclipse can be seen from Earth. Sorry, states not named California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, and Texas [Interesting]
- FARK: Target fires "well-liked" employee after 16 years. TotalFark: For leaving late to take her meal breaks. UltraFark: 3 times in 18 months. Law$uitFark: She has a disability that makes it difficult for her to keep track of time [Asinine]
- Me fail English? Unpossible [Florida]
- Geek Pride Night 9pm 5/23 at Skybar in Bowling Green, OH. Farkers most definitely welcome to our party [FarkParty]
- Not to be done by New Jersey, upstate New Yorkers find their tap water is now horribly saline. Tap water trifecta, anyone? [Weird]
- Twitter Mumblings
- spidermann: wife @PickledLlama with a certain Carpathian. #ghostbusters http://t.co/HZ7NmeWR
- spidermann: RT @farkpolitics: Scott Walker: We started making up job numbers, so lets branch out and try making up credit card numbers for don... ht ...
- spidermann: Dear Twitter: fix Tweetdeck so I can upload photos through it. Stop fucking it up. Thank you.
- spidermann: @bit0mike looks like getting rid of the counter did the trick. Last night I let it sit for 4+ hours and it never changed. :)
- spidermann: @R_Roddy_Piper talk about the stand up act you did in Portland. was awesome. :)
- Recent Lovelies
- Spider N. Mann bought: Tainted LoveSpider N. Mann bought:Tainted Love Marilyn Manson | Format: MP3 Download […]
- Spider N. Mann bought: Dogma [Blu-ray]Spider N. Mann bought:Dogma [Blu-ray] Blu-ray ~ Ben Affleck […]
- Spider N. Mann bought: Cujo (25th Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray]Spider N. Mann bought:Cujo (25th Anniversary Edition) [Blu-ray] Blu-ray ~ Robert Behling […]
- Spider N. Mann bought: The Ten Commandments (Two-Disc Special Edition) [Blu-ray]Spider N. Mann bought:The Ten Commandments (Two-Disc Special Edition) [Blu-ray] Blu-ray ~ Charlton Heston […]
- Spider N. Mann bought: Nady MPF-6 6-Inch Clamp On Microphone Pop FilterSpider N. Mann bought:Nady MPF-6 6-Inch Clamp On Microphone Pop Filter by Nady […]
- Spider N. Mann bought: Tainted Love
Category Archives: Satire
Let’s Twilight-ify Everything
In the spirit of Twilight-ifying everything, I present to you fairy tales, nursery rhymes, and everything else I can think of to make into an emo Twilight suckfest. Continue reading
Posted in Cinema, Satire, Slush Pile
Tagged beastly, beauty and the beast, emo, movie, movies, red riding hood, twilight
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Medic On Call To Help Hyperventilating Twilight Fans Move To Next Phase of Life
Coming in over the wire is news that there is an actual medic on the set of the Twilight franchise movies. This medic is there to help fans overcome by seeing their graven images (or “idols” as they are called) … Continue reading
Umbrella Corporation requests government bailout
This being April Fool’s Day there are a lot of not-so-funny stories hitting the web. A lot of them tend to be about video games. The headlined one is the best we have seen yet. Umbrella (which bought out cosmetics … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, Satire
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Umbrella Corporation has bought out Avon, zombie apocalypse imminent
Watching television the other night with the fiancee. We were watching Lost if I remember correctly. Was making a smoke (we roll our own, saves a lot of money) and a commercial came on. Usually we don’t pay attention to … Continue reading
Posted in Gaming, Satire
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