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The Walking Dead + Office Space = Mind Blown

As with many people, while I was watching Sunday’s “The Walking Dead – Better Angels”, I saw a scene of a zombie beatdown that looked an awful lot like the fax machine beatdown from Office Space. After whisking the wife … Continue reading

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How to make “The Man of Steel” worth seeing

By this point just about everybody knows a new Superman movie is coming. Actors have been cast (Kevin Costner? really?) and the script has been written. Supposedly a full on reboot. Which is fine with me. Superman Returns was quite … Continue reading

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Gamers vs movies based on games: why the hate?

Okay, I know why the hate is there. I’ve raged against game to movie adaptations before and probably will again. Super Mario Bros.? Doom? Alone In The Dark? Yeah, all crappy films. Then throw Uwe Boll in there and you … Continue reading

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Let’s Twilight-ify Everything

In the spirit of Twilight-ifying everything, I present to you fairy tales, nursery rhymes, and everything else I can think of to make into an emo Twilight suckfest. Continue reading

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